Eu perdi a festa dos Oompa Loompas...

Então que ontem eu não estava em casa na hora da edição mais rápida que eu trocando de canal quando passa Mentes Perigosas nos intervalos do Sony de quarta-feira e da festeenha.

Quase morri quando li hoje de manhã que o tema foi OOMPA-LOOMPA. Porque eu sou tarada neles (oi? pansex, prazer!). MUITO, MUITO, MUITO (mas os de 1970 e poucos)!!! Tanto que eu sei cantar todas as musiquinhas sapequildas deles (oi? sou a mais foda dos losers).

Quer aprender também, kiansada di jesuis? Então acomodem suas lancheirinhas e limpem seus catarros que está na hora do Jardim da Tia mariñaaa.

sai do chão TODOS JUNTOS:

Willy Wonka - Umpa Lumpa Song

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo

I've got a perfect

for you.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee

If you are

(not!)

you'll
to me.
What do you get when you geezzle down
?

Eating as much as an

eats.

What are you at getting terribly

?

What do you think will come of

?

I

the look of
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee

If you're not

you'll go far.

You'll live in

too,

like the Ooompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo

I've got another puzzle for you.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee

If you're wise you'll listen to me.

Gum chewing is fine when it's once in a while,

it stops you from

and brightens your smile.

But it's

chewing and chewing all day long.

The way that a

does.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da

Given

you will go far.

You will live in happiness too,

like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do.

Oompa Loompa Doompa

I've got another puzzle for

Oompa Loompa Doompa

If you're wise you'll listen to

Who do you blame when your kid is a

?

Pampered and spoiled like a siamese

Blaming the kids is a

and a

You know exactly

The mother and the father .

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee

If you're not spoiled then you'll go far.

You'll live in

too,

like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo

I've got another puzzle for you.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee
If you're wize you'll listen to me.

What do you get from a glut of

?

A pain in the neck and an

Why don't you try simply reading a

?

Or could you just not bear to

?

You get no, you get no, you get no

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da

If you're not greedy you will go far.

You'll live in

too,

like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo.
(clica em mim senão eu canto tudo de novo!)

Lind, thanks por ter me ajudado a achar as imagens! :-***

Quem achar a tradução, sijoga nos comments pls.