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Jenthy, passei da validade com esse BBB. E tal como Naidosa iogurte estragado, o azedume não me permite fazer um texto de despedida bem dramático e tocante (toca aqui, Big!), com pitadinhas de sarcasmo, marinado na simpatia e alto astral.

.

Portanto, o MAXimo que eu me PRIrmito fazer é revisar e reeditar um post NORvelho meu. Foi talvez o que mais me deu trabalho, MIMELei pra fazer, mas FRANcamente... é o meu FLAVorito.

A idéia é que seja um resumo do que aconteceu no BBB9. Espero (sentada!) que vocês também achem LEOgal:

Willy Wonka - Umpa Lumpa Song

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo

I've got a perfect

for you.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee

If you are you'll

to me.

What do you get when you guzzle down

?

Eating as much as an

eats.

What are you at getting terribly

?

What do you think will come of

?
I



the look of

!

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee

If you're not

you'll

.

You'll live in

too,

like the Ooompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee
If you're wise you'll listen to me.
Gum chewing is fine when it's once in a while,

it stops you from

and

.

But it's

chewing and chewing all day long.
The way that a

does.
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da
Given

you will go far.

You will live in

too,
like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do.

Oompa Loompa Doompa

I've got another puzzle for

Oompa Loompa Doompa

If you're wise you'll listen to me.

Who do you blame when your kid is a

?
Pampered and

like a siamese

.

Blaming the kids is a

and a

.

You know exactly

the mother and the father.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee

If you're not

then you'll

.
You'll live in

too,
like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo.


Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee

If you're wize you'll listen to

.

What do you get from a

of

?

A

and an

Why don't you try simply

a

?

Or could you just not bear to

?

You get no, you get no, you get no

.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da
If you're not greedy you will go far.
You'll live in

too,

like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo.

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beijomiliga

y miadd

(mas só o lado B do Viúvos do BBB, hein?!?)